The Pitch

I've been lazy lately, but something I read on a well known
political site had me in stitches the other day. I have to
share.

Quote:

"One institution at a time...focus our energies on a single
target that we can bite off and chew. Put a few notches in
your belt and just the sight of you walking into their
corporate or admin offices will have them peeing in their
shoes."

Who do you think uttered these winged (wingshot) words?



Al Capone?

Lucky Luciano?

Bugsy Siegel?

Jimmy Hoffa?

Nah. As hair-raising as it sounds, it's just an FRN director:



All corporate leaders are hereby warned: if you see
that nose coming in your door, pee in your shoes.
Or pee on his shoes. That would probably be best.

Anyway, I wonder how he blows that thing. Or does
he have a flunky to do it for him? And does it get
notched??
 

  Aryan State Department

I see that Richard Boucher is again abusing his State
Department post to try and meddle in Israeli domestic
policy. I'm not sure who told Ricky that he has an Israeli
vote, or that Israel is American property.

It might be his terrorist Saudi friends, or his no less
antisemitic Euro friends, or whatever inbred imbecile decided
that the State Department ought to promote Islam off their
website and on the taxpayers dime. Did I say imbecile?
Add criminal. And add the ACLU to the criminal bunch, seeing
that they accept the federal government flogging this travesty
of a "religion" to their American subjects while they're busy
ripping down every cross in sight.


Of course, the turbaned and/or brownshirted dwellers of the
US State Department can always be relied upon to come up
with press releases that resonates ringingly on Stormfront,
and they probably have their fans in certain segments of the
Israeli version of the Geheime Staatspolizei, Shabak. Avi
"Herr Flick" Dichther, for example, would probably find
little reason to disagree with the swamp's unstinting
attempts to drive the Jews into the sea, into Arab shrapnel,
or at least into detention facilities.

But it's about time that the President of the US curtail
the activity of these slimeballs, before they help usher
in another era of Democrats in the White House. I don't
think Americans - even those on Stormfront - would have
a very comfortable time with Teh-ray-za the Mad and Lurch
at the helm. And they would probably never get a chance
to vote them out.

It would be good if the President would fire Boucher. Come
to think of it, it would be good if he would fire the entire
swamp and start over. Getting rid of Colin Powell would do a
world of good to soothe voters who have decided to give Bush
a big skip-and-jump this year, and getting rid of the other
odious swamp flotsam like Boucher can only help.



Friends.... Forever


My flunky Rick and I are almost agreed as to
how big Israel should be allowed to be.

 

  More Kook's Definitions

ORIGINAL	ALTERED STATE
al-Qa'ida	Mossad
Capitulate	Capitilate
Caricature	Charactature
Israel	Isreal
Judge	Juge
Kowtow	Know Tow
Leftist	Leftest
Messenger	Messneger
Negative	Negastive
Original	Origional
Regardless	Irregardless
Toe the line	Tow the line
Transportation	Transpiration

And last but not least, straight from the Democratic Convention:

ORIGINAL	ALTERED STATE
Bounce	Splat