The Pitch

I've been lazy lately, but something I read on a well known
political site had me in stitches the other day. I have to
share.

Quote:

"One institution at a time...focus our energies on a single
target that we can bite off and chew. Put a few notches in
your belt and just the sight of you walking into their
corporate or admin offices will have them peeing in their
shoes."

Who do you think uttered these winged (wingshot) words?



Al Capone?

Lucky Luciano?

Bugsy Siegel?

Jimmy Hoffa?

Nah. As hair-raising as it sounds, it's just an FRN director:



All corporate leaders are hereby warned: if you see
that nose coming in your door, pee in your shoes.
Or pee on his shoes. That would probably be best.

Anyway, I wonder how he blows that thing. Or does
he have a flunky to do it for him? And does it get
notched??