Looking back over the recent months political infamy leaves
me with the distinct impression that Israel, America and
sundry other nations are filled with individuals extremely
well-qualified as denizens of the various circles of a classic
Dantean hell. One might even say they qualify for nothing
else.

Topping the list we find Prime Minister Ariel Sharon, the man
who single-handedly chopped off more than 70% of Israel's food
production and a large chunk of its aquifers and gave them to
the people sworn to destroy the country (and incidentally, to
finish the job of Hitler - of "blessed memory", as they call
him - and eradicate the Jews).

Sharon is now screaming that voting against him in the Knesset
is the same thing as impeaching him. Would that it were, the
man belongs in a prison cell. There is one thing that can
redeem him and his cohorts, and that is showing all of us that
the disengagement was just a way to get the Jews out of the way
from a massive push.

While digging for worms in the Israeli soil, we cannot skip such
wigglers as Mr. Olmert - the current "Finance Minister" and the
man behind the "Juden" labeling of produce from areas of Israel
that the left now has rendered into terrorist camps. This creature
with his Jack-o-lantern grin and an all-consuming hatred of "The
Settlers".

However - from what I've seen, there might be some question
about who is Finance Minister. Lately I've also seen Shimon Peres,
whose financial transactions are so sterling that they've even
been scrutinized by his Norwegian Government donors, mentioned
as finance minister. But no announcement anywhere. In fact,
Olmert is also still listed as Finance Minister in some quarters.
What's up with that, exactly?

Meanwhile, Netanyahu was still listed as Finance Minister last
time I checked the Finance Ministry a few days ago.

But enough about Israel for the moment. While Sharon whimpers,
screams and threatens comes the news that the US administration
is head over heels in love with this person and really doesn't
want to lose him. So they are determined to try and help him
against the depredations of political enemies like Bibi
Netanyahu.

Of course, the last time the US tried "help" like that was
when they so wanted Barak - a puppet - in place that they went
to extraordinary, even criminal, lengths to neutralize Netanyahu
and meddle in another country's elections.

Permit me to suggest for Ms. Rice, the most shoulderpadded
SecState in American history, that she look into having James
Carville - the Creature from the Black Lagoon - over to Israel
to take these pesky Joos off at the knees. The Israeli communists
are probably still whispering in awe about the last time,
you know.

By the way, a mystery regarding the SecState has been solved:
where does the antisemitism come from? Wonder no longer. A
Presbyterian upbringing may be expected to take you right to
the outer fringes of modern Judenhass and on into such
bizarreness as divestment from Caterpillar.

The US State Department is of course still mumbling about its
"Road Map to Peace". What they forget to tell us is that the
"Road Map" is an Arab product and has nothing to do with peace.
Gaza has been turned into a terrorist stronghold, a weapons
dump and a forward staging area for Al Quaeda in its fight
against the west and for Egypt in a new attempt on Israel.
I guess the work of Islamic proselytizing and screaming about
Jews occupying land that the Arab suppliers of oil demands
takes most of the resources.

Meanwhile, the "Palestinians", being the peaceful creatures
that they are, are preparing to pipe raw sewage so as the
disrupt the work of the Ashkelon desalination plant. Being
a credit to their US, Israel Left and EU/Nazi sponsors they
have been endowed with the singular ability to use everything
as a weapon. Their kids. Their excrement.

The "Road Map" has no roads. That should be obvious, even for
Christians. It should also be obvious - especially for
Christians - that it has nine rings.