Diplomat Games From Vienna comes the news of a Yemen diplomat unloading
his pistol on a hapless shoeshine man who didn't hop to his
bidding fast enough. The guy has to be connected to the UN
somehow.

Anyway, I've been around and found some essential diplomat
gear for the Yemen foreign service:




Revolver with shotgun barrel for diplomats with an aiming problem.





To increase the number of diplomatic hits: Six-Shooter Bong Attachment.


Oh well.

Also on the foreign relations front: the Dutch are now going to
test their would-be muslim immigrants by showing them gay
movies and similar funny stuff.




Moderate Immigrant: So what if this guy is jumping out of the
closet like a demented jack-in-the-box? Doesn't bother me any
as long as I don't have to marry him.


But then again, there might be this:



Wahab Immigrant: So what is this you are showing to me? Is
it Broken Baked Mountin? Aiiii... what is he doing to that
sheep??!!?? Iiiiahh..shub niggurath... off with your head,
infidel!! Allah Akbar. Allah Akba....


At that point, I'm afraid the immigration authorities will have to
show spine not really existing in the Netherlands.




Oh, and an escaped sheep from Hollywood , Curly Hal, tells us that "No
Sheep were hurt during the making of Brokeback". This
is good to hear. But what's up with all these sheep
escapes anyway?