Chip the Bastards! I was going to say a few things about that "Israeli", Mr. Olmert,
but the theme is just too distasteful.

Suffice to say that there seems to have been election fraud, no
doubt because Jimmah Carter wasn't there to do pollwatching.
Olmerts gorillas would probably have let an entourage led by
an icon of the US of Antisemitism through, instead of rounding
the inspectors up like they did with the conservatives. That
would probably have ended with 675 Kadima seats, though.





So -- funnier things are going on in the US. Cynthia McKinney
is on the loose.





Many are writing about McKinney's latest bout of weirdness
trying to punch out a member of the Capitol Police trying to get
her attention when she evaded the metal detector.

Now, Cynthia seems to be in the nasty habit of not wearing her
ID-pin. I understand that similar arrogant habits are quite
common amongst the "big" people making their lair at the Capitol.

Let me suggest an effective, simple and cheap solution: chip the
bastards. Have them chipped with a solution that will track them
from they reach, say, 50 feet from the Capitol entrance. In terms
of technology, this should be a little more elaborate than the
stuff used for your beloved Fido, but not terribly much.

If you want to splash for a much more elaborate solution, you
might design a chip capable of delivering electric pulses. Make
it receive signals from stations in the Capitol. And then devise
a system to let voters deliver their displeasure to the Capitol via
the TV remote. This would open for all kinds of neat stuff, like
weighting (congresscritter McKinney has accumulated 16
demerit points this afternoon --- mild zap!, RINO Specter
had 378 Republicans fuming --- WHAP!!). Could even result
in a popular "watch the Congress" live TV channel. At which
point the creeps would actually be doing something useful.

Amusing the public.