Quoting Bedlam (some more)  

I'm dropping in a few more from the twilight zone of Free
Republic before moving on to forums of a slightly different
flavour.   Though I don't know, I've been getting quite a
few submissions regarding the FR Twilight Zone.

Anyway, let's get on with it.

We control the horizontal.
We control the vertical. 
Don't move.

In my experience, the absence of a fact does not prove it's
negastive. Sorry rapture fans.
--Bob J (Huh??)

I have hand-entertained you twice.
-- A Navy Vet (Spectacle)

Until things change, I say strike while the starch is fresh in
the primary skeletal structure.
-- Bob J (Too much laundry)

And one from elsewhere, just for fun:

Make all money orders to Church of Jesus Christ-Christian
Please call to find out if transpiration will be available.
-- Aryan Nations World Congress flier