Give that man an ....  

From Jerusalem Post comes a strange bit of information about
HRH Prince Charles.  In an article by Judy Siegel-Itzkovich,
link here  (registration required) we find this:

It isn't every day that a senior British physician chastises Prince
Charles. But Prof. Michael Baum, a breast cancer expert, has
taken the prince to task for "promoting unproven cures for cancer"
such as coffee enemas and carrot juice.
 
"It is important to remember to let the coffee
COOL OFF first. Make a note of it."