Cachelot's list of Kook's definitions  

Welcome to Cachelot's dictionary of kook-based
spellings and misdefinitions. The Garden Variety
Kook's head is a rich source of idle amusement,
and I feel it would be wrong of me to let this
cultural resource go unharvested.

This is a column that will be updated from time
to time, and it will eventually be joined by a
collection of winged (or maybe wingshot) quotes
from the land of the less mentally nimble, duly
credited and maintained.

Thanks go to posters on Libertyforum.org,
Libertypost.org and FreeRepublic.com (so far).

ORIGINAL	ALTERED STATE
Antisemitic	Anti-semetic
Anti-semetic	Someone the Jews dislike
Bated breath	Baited breath
Bilderberger	Bildeberger
Closeminded	Closed-minded
Converse	Conversate
Copyright	Copywrite
Emanate	Emulate
Fascism	Facism
Foreword	Foreward
Free Speech	Free Speach
Genius	Genuis
Jews	Neocons
Judaism	Judiasm
Martial law	Marshal law
Pornography	Pornagrapy
Privileged	Priviledged
Pseudo	Psuedo
Psycho	Physco
Site	Sight
Vicious	Viscious
Waist	Waste
Weird	Wierd

We also want to give recognition to the most
daring "altered state" definition ever
seen in the annals of activism:



Marital Aid                Nose
(Double-Dipper?)
Two nos are better than one.