"I have never seen a head so far up a
Presidential ass (pardon my Falluja) than
the one I saw last night at the "news
conference" given by George W. Bush."
-- Michael Moore

Well, Mikey, I really don't know what to say.
Except that you seem to relish the murder
of your countrymen and the rise of islamic
Nazism. And of course, you can take your
pardon, ram it up your Falluja and pull the
detonation cord.

Now, I probably shouldn't say mean stuff
like that. I mean, nowhere has Mikey come
straight out and professed an affinity for
suicide bombers, even though Arafat is
partly a product of the very same communist
ideology as himself.

Besides, the suggestion is manifestly
impossible. There's no way Mikey could
even find his Falluja without the help of
a team of proctologists, given his tonnage.

And to find his Najaf, he must be resorting
to some creative system of bookmarks.

Dont'cha think?